TLOD -Crack- Sivu's Dodging?

Sivu sighed, closing his eyes, "Dodging, right." He mumbled.

As soon as the dummies came to life, Sivu began to hum, before one struck at him, and he dodged to the left, speaking, " I want to be the best, There ever was, To beat all the rest, Yeah, that's my cause" he sang softly."

He then began to dodge a near-constant assault of attacks, wrapping and naming with each dodge to keep up a rythm, " Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!" he shouted, backflipping out of the way of an attack, as he said at a near hum, "Catch'em catch'em gotta catch'em all, pokemon!"

He strafed right to left as he sang, " I'll search across the land...Look far and wide...Release from my hand...The power that's inside" before another strike went off at him, and he began dodging to the tune again.

"Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff!" he ducked under one, sliding under it for the last dodge, and spinning around to face it, being warry of the rope, the music helping to keep his mind clear.

He hummed yet again, smirking a bit cockily, " Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all -
Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!"

Nero was just staring at Sivu, jaw dropped to the floor, eyes wide.  What...the hell was he doing?  What in the name of the anscestors was a 'pokemon' and what was will all those names he was wrapping?!  Was Sivu having some kinda episode? "Um...Sivu are you-"

" Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro!"  he shouted, leaping over one and kicking it to the floor, landing down again, and just kinda jumping from his left to right paws to keep up his movement.

Nero facepawed, "Oh screw it...." he said, just watching.

" Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all, yea!
Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all, yea!
Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!" he shouted, grinning at the dummies.

"Should I just...stop this oooor...." Nero tried to ask Sivu again, but Sivu was too into it to respond.

" Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!" he dodged to each name yet again, using his tail to trip up a dummy at the end, before hopping back and forth on his legs again, as he sang a bit softer.

" At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see To be a Pokémon Master Is my, destiny!"

Nero growled, "150 or more of this!? Okay that's it I'm shutting this down right n-" he was cut off as he had to dodge a dummy that Sivu had parried, and sent stumbling toward him, as he groaned, "This has got to be the most ridiculous mission I've ever seen..."

"Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie!" he continued the dodging, before he said something that made Nero pale,

"woo! we're at the half way point, doing great so far!
-we? what's all this we stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!
-break time's over..here we go!" he changed his voice a bit for the middle line, but before he could finish dodging Nero shut down the dummies.

"Okay okay I get it you can dodge just!.....what....the hell...was that?!" he demanded.  Geeze that was only halfway and he already had a headace.

Sivu shook his head clear, and blushed, "Sorry...I uh...I dont really know where that came from."

Nero facepawed.